5sos-official
5sos-official:

HELLO, we have some really awesome news to tell you. This August 24th we are performing at the… MTV Video Music Awards !! To have been asked and given this opportunity is incredible and we cannot be more excited about it :D Unfortunately this means that we’ll need to cancel our ‘Where We Are Tour’ support sets in Dallas (08/24) and St Louis (08/27). We are really sorry to everyone that was hoping to see us but we hope to come back, do some more shows and rock out for all of you soon! Keep an eye out for more news soon…. Much love - Ash, Cal, Mike & Luke x #5SOSVMAs

FB event: www.facebook.com/events/255791181288418/

5sos-official:

HELLO, we have some really awesome news to tell you. This August 24th we are performing at the… MTV Video Music Awards !! To have been asked and given this opportunity is incredible and we cannot be more excited about it :D Unfortunately this means that we’ll need to cancel our ‘Where We Are Tour’ support sets in Dallas (08/24) and St Louis (08/27). We are really sorry to everyone that was hoping to see us but we hope to come back, do some more shows and rock out for all of you soon! Keep an eye out for more news soon…. Much love - Ash, Cal, Mike & Luke x #5SOSVMAs

FB event: www.facebook.com/events/255791181288418/

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fortheloveofotps:

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pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world